Found a Girl
Welp, I found a girl to soothe my lonely man blues. Her name is Veronica, and she smells of lilacs and sandalwood. Yup, she’s a hippie chick but with a mean streak, just the way I like em. She’ll talk about world peace and Tibet one minute, and then move on to a new sex position she wants to try. I’m pretty happy, guys. So much so that I’ve curtailed my people search mania. I’m still gonna search for people, but why stress about it if I already got a great girl? I’m just gonna use the net more for other stuff, like finding funny lists of celebrity sex tapes we hope we never see. Or using it to buy vitamin.
