Find Person

So that lasted about, er, a month. Yeah she was a great girl but ultimately she was just too freaky for me and I don’t think she liked my people finder habits. What can I say? She just couldn’t take me as I am and it was the same for me with her. Near the end she began making all these petty remarks about my weight and the way I looked. She said I ate too much and was screwing up my body. She also insinuated that I wasn’t doing it for her in the bedroom, most because I’m such a fat slob apparently. “Being fit is good for sex“, she kept saying but I was like, well what’s wrong with the sex now? Whatever, I’m over it. Not going to dwell on that freak. She can go off and do whoever she wants. I’m going to get back to my people searching and find a person who’s worthy of my many talents.

Welp, I found a girl to soothe my lonely man blues. Her name is Veronica, and she smells of lilacs and sandalwood. Yup, she’s a hippie chick but with a mean streak, just the way I like em. She’ll talk about world peace and Tibet one minute, and then move on to a new sex position she wants to try. I’m pretty happy, guys. So much so that I’ve curtailed my people search mania. I’m still gonna search for people, but why stress about it if I already got a great girl? I’m just gonna use the net more for other stuff, like finding funny lists of celebrity sex tapes we hope we never see. Or using it to buy vitamin.

How did my lonely Valentine’s Day go, you wonder? It was actually okay, albeit slightly pathetic. I went to my local dive and dove into a pitcher of PBR with a basket of greasy chili cheese fries. Wallowing in my sadness, I kinda enjoyed myself, if you can call crying into chili and drunkenly blabbering to an old drunk guy enjoyment. Considering the circumstances, it went okay. So that kinda spurred me to go meet someone new. Hasn’t happened yet, but I’m scouring the people search sites trying to search for people. Wish me luck, guys, as I try to find someone. So yeah lately I’ve just been trying to find people online. Not very exciting. Oh, almost forgot! I’ve also been reading these hilarious Giant Lists. Here’s one about Everyday Luxuries.

Well, the weather is not warmed up a lot, but enough to brave the outside world a little bit. In fact, we’re having a little heat wave this week! Work has actually been going really well; I just got a promotion, but I have to to work a lot do extra hours now. But they say when one part of your life is going really well, another part falls to pieces. This is true I thinl, because my girlfriend broke up with me a couple weeks ago, so that basically just sucks. It’s even worse that Valentine’s Day is coming up next week and I have no date. It’s pretty depressing. It’s a good thing my work keeps me so busy, so I won’t even think about it. But who knows, maybe I’ll get a cool secret Valentine or something. When I am not working, I am doing people search to pass the time since I got dumped. I’m not too eager to get back into another relationship, but I would like to find a person to spend time with, namely a girl. Maybe I need to be finding an expert in dating who can help me! Oh sheesh. I’ll let you know how it goes.

Ok, this weather is officially out of control. I seriously might as well end it now! It was like Mission Impossible 3 just to go out and go over to my parent’s house for Christmas. I feel so far and gross because I have barely gotten off the couch. Depression for sure. I am so glad I am going back to work on my Monday or I literally would melt into the furniture. On a brighter note, I have been trying to search people and having pretty good luck. I usually suck when I try to find people, but I’m not doing so bad lately. Found a few friends from high school, which was cool. When I was home my mom patted my somewhat larger stomach and said I needed to lose weight! I was like, thanks mom. Then to top it off, she totally sent me an email (which I curse myself for teaching her how to do) telling me about phentermine assist and how it could help me as a supplement. Then she got me a gym membership. Great. Ok, maybe I’ll try it….when it warms up.

Okay, so this weather is ridiculous. I can’t even bear to go outside, which is terrible, since the writers strike is on, so there is nothing–and I mean NOTHING–good on TV. I keep peeking outside, just to double-check if global warming has suddenly kicked into high gear. However, that’s good news for you, because it means my people searching has been taken up a notch. I got a kick out of Zhou’s blog. (Pronounced Zoo? Zoh? Leave me a comment below if you know for sure.)  He’s trying to find people for his high school reunion. Good luck with that! One of my neighbors knew about my passion for people searching, so she asked if I had any suggestions for how to do a background check on a babysitter. I didn’t know, but I always like a challenge! Sure enough, I found a great article all about finding a sitter you can trust. There’s less noise coming from her apartment, so I guess it must have worked out!

Ok now it’s really cold!!! I was a little chilly before, but this is ridiculous. I even bought a coat last night. I didn’t need one, I was just cold I think. Oh well, no refunds! Hahaha. I bet you think its weird that I always talk about the weather. It is weird. I am like obsessed with it. I check it a few times a day and I watch the weather channel. It has to be the guiltiest pleasure I have…..well besides people search. I’ve become a real people finder these days. I timed myself, and I can find a person in under a five minutes. Wow, I am so lame. But awesome at the same time. Ok, but at least I don’t do anything on this list here: GiantLists-Never Hire People to Do For You. Anyways, I gotta go get some wool socks. Be back soon!

Welcome back to find person. It’s finally cooling down, so I can finally think clearly again. I hate the heat, sun and sea. I would be much happier living in the mountains, perhaps even with snow. I really want to try snow skiing, I gotta move! I haven’t been up to all that much this month, I’m still avoiding bad tv and spending more and more time online. Which means I’ve been finding more and more great people search sites. My top recommendations, if you want to be a people search savvy as I am are: Find A Person, Find People From the basics of people search to how to run a background check, these people search blogs spell it all out for you, much better than I ever could. Take a peek… I’m still working on the cd/list of songs that relate to teenage angst, so check back soon for that.

I can’t believe it could get worse, but it has. The heat and humidity that is! My room seems even smaller and even a brisk walk over to my local grocery store resulted in a surnburn, I wish I could say suntan, but I’ll never know what that’s like, I only burn. The only bright spark in my bleak existence is people searching. The more time I get to sit at home and avoid bad tv, the more time I get to sharpen my people search skills and find people I have lost contact with. I’ve found some more great people search blogs and sites that have helped me find people and worth recommending to anyone interested in finding people online: People Search has some great tips and tricks to help you find people and Consumer Advocate - People Search Ratings reviewed the top people search engines to use. Until next month and hopefully some cooler weather.

Hey everyone. I’m listening to this song by Dion and the Belmonts called “Lonely Teenager,” and it’s truly fantasic. It has inspired me to make a mix CD of all teenage angst songs throughout the history of rock and roll. You’d probably want to have at least three songs from each decade… and that would still barely cover it. Anyway, I’ll try to give you an update on that playlist later. For now though, I’ve got some more links to some great websites on how to find persons online. The first is all about Finding People, and is a pretty good blog in general (not better than this one, but whose is really?). The next is a site all about how to Search for People online and who knows - maybe offline too in the future. Time will tell. Keep an eye on this one though.